Q: Why would a robot need to fart, pee, or vomit? And why would it need testicles?
A: Michael Bay does not understand what a robot is
Q: So it’s not as bad as shitting your pants?
A: Marginally. I honestly had to make a pro and con list to figure it out.
Q: Could you sum up the film in one line of its dialogue?
A: “I am standing directly beneath the enemy’s scrotum.”
Read the whole thing at Topless Robot
This Q&A is perfect for someone like me, who refused to sit through 2.5 hours of Michael Bay’s stupid idea of what a Transformer is, despite my affection for the Transformers franchise. The plot of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is bad enough to be entertaining when broken down like this.
