"If I were zippy and worked hard all the time, what I’d create would be of little value; I’d make too many mistakes. I don’t mind admitting that I’m lazy because laziness is, for me, an attribute."
— John Chamberlain, 1982
"That whole Iraq thing? Did not go well."
"I have a lot of sympathy for the climate skeptics. It really is hard to believe that our disorganized little species could have embarked on a project as grand as changing our planet’s atmosphere. Sarah Palin, tapping on some sort of wireless device, recently wrote that it’s “Arrogant&Naive2say man overpwers nature… R duty2responsbly devlop resorces4humankind,” and unlike many of her bons mots, this one was almost poignant. We look skyward and still feel small. And we are, individually."
— Jonathan Meiburg in A New Kind of Refugee
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People are taking the piss out of you everyday. They butt into your life, take a cheap shot at you and then disappear. They leer at you from tall buildings and make you feel small. They make flippant comments from buses that imply you’re not sexy enough and that all the fun is happening somewhere else. They are on TV making your girlfriend feel inadequate. They have access to the most sophisticated technology the world has ever seen and they bully you with it. They are “The Advertisers” and they are laughing at you.
You, however, are forbidden to touch them. Trademarks, intellectual property rights and copyright law mean advertisers can say what they like wherever they like with total impunity.
Fuck that. Any advert in a public space that gives you no choice whether you see it or not is yours. It’s yours to take, re-arrange and re-use. You can do whatever you like with it. Asking for permission is like asking to keep a rock someone just threw at your head.
You owe the companies nothing. Less than nothing, you especially don’t owe them any courtesy. They owe you. They have re-arranged the world to put themselves in front of you. They never asked for your permission, don’t even start asking for theirs.
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